Thursday, May 10, 2007

3:40 Thursday in Training Room: Quarterly Fit Review

Today we will completing our meta analysis of fitness improvements for this quarter. The numbers already are looking very healthy. Good job team athletes. Don't forget to take time today to come visit our team corporate sponsors too. See you there.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

12:40pm in Training Room: Dress Rehearsal

In preparation of this quarter's award ceremony, we will have a dress rehearsal today after our efficient stretching.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

3:20pm Meet in parking lot for outside team fit!

Today we will fuse forces with out UW chapter. We shall meet in UBS parking lot at 3:20pm and then walk over to meet our sister chapter to form U.B.S.U.W. World Team Fit. Fit community unite!

Monday, May 7, 2007

3:20pm, Monday, Training Room

Reward yourself for not calling in sick today by join the team at, well, team fit. Today we will be thanking our special guest for donating our new and elegant pommel horse.

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Wednesday, 4:20pm, Training Room: Focus on Fitness

Today's focus will be on Team and on Fitness. We plan to work hard bring the Febreeze with you.

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Monday, April 30, 2007

4:20pm in Training Room. Come wheeze with us!

Okay, so my knees hate me for playing basketball yesterday. So, what better way to recover with a little spirited stretching! See the crew at team fit today in training room at 4:20pm. Bring your retail weatherd bodies.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

6:15pm: Basketball TODAY

Team fit field trip to play basketball today at 6:15pm. We are playing at the outdoor court on 50th and University Ave. Slam dunk fever!

Saturday, April 28, 2007

SATURDAY, 4:20pm, Training Room

Bitter that your friends have the day off in such ridiculously gorgeous weather? Well, think how jealous they will be after you brag about your power training with team fit! Today's beyond awesome sessions will end with a research supported session of hacky sack. Get ready to feel the team fit spirit!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

FITNESS TROOPERS! Pace yourself, next meeting Saturday, April 28th.

Pace yourselves, the next team fit micro-power session will be Saturday, April 28th. For now, enter your name in the venn diagram under the label: I am a fitness success!

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

3:30pm, Wednesday, April 25th, Training Room

Instead of playing mine-sweeper on your break, why not join the throngs of retail comrades at team fit. What better place to work out that existential tension? See you on the mat.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

3:40pm: Tuesday, APRIL 24th Training Room

TEAM FIT UNITE! We hope to see everyone at 3:40pm in the training room. What better way to reward yourself for your high-level, retail peak performance than giving your body the stretching you deserve? Mmmmmm, get your stretch on!

Monday, April 23, 2007



Thanks to all that came to last exercise workshop. It was such a good idea to do stretches before we played hacky sack and basket ball. UBS sweat smells the best.


At ease members.

Saturday, April 21, 2007


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